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PHP mentions (56)

• PHP's Biggest Problem

  The PHP website is indeed one of the worst parts of the whole ecosystem. Just look at the landingpage (https://php.net) and compare it with those of other languages. There's not a single piece of PHP code on the page. No "what is PHP", no "why should I use it", and no "that's why PHP is great". It's just a news page showing the latest releases, and a small section for downloading PHP. And speaking of the website:... - Source: Hacker News / 2 months ago

• Self Hostable Multi-Location Uptime Monitoring

  My initial idea was to leverage the main application’s queue worker by deploying a queue worker remotely and setting up a secure connection between them using something like Wireguard. Vigilant is written in PHP using the Laravel framework, for queuing it uses Laravel Horizon. This is a queuing system built on top of Redis. All monitoring tasks in Vigilant are executed on this queue, it allows for multiple queues... - Source: dev.to / 8 months ago

• The Lost Art of Reading Documentation

  I remember being 15 (18 years ago 🥲) and learning PHP. Stack Overflow wasn’t as big yet, and finding answers often meant digging through forums filled with half-baked solutions, each dependent on specific hosting configurations. There was no universal standard, some hosts supported certain php.ini settings while others didn’t. The only reliable resource? The official PHP documentation: php.net. - Source: dev.to / over 1 year ago

• Using named arguments in php8 and up

  That's the first I've heard of it, and I like it! I can't tell you the number of trips to php.net to look at argument order for a function. Is it haystack/needle, or needle/haystack? Of course it could turn into the same thing w/ argument names (is it whole_name or full_name?), but I'm going to use it. Source: about 3 years ago

• How to display results from multiple SQL queries in the same table cell?

  Prepare to spend a fair bit of time reading and going back to phptherightway.com and php.net. I've also found this Tutorial from Envato Tuts+ to be quite good. Source: about 3 years ago

Canine mentions (22)

• Ask HN: What Are You Working On? (May 2026)

  Been working on an open source, free, Heroku alternative at https://canine.sh for about two years. I feel like even after all these years we’re still missing the devex that Heroku provided. It’s been super fun to experiment & integrate MCP into it. We just passed 2000 developers last month actively deploying with canine. - Source: Hacker News / 2 months ago

• Show HN: I put an AI agent on a $7/month VPS with IRC as its transport layer

  Agreed, at the moment, I have it set up on https://canine.sh which is fully open source. - Source: Hacker News / 4 months ago

• Ask HN: What Are You Working On? (March 2026)

  I’ve been working on an open source tool that turns your Kubernetes into a Heroku like PaaS — https://canine.sh A problem that we had at my last startup was that we got stuck between not wanting to spend too much time on devops, and getting price gouged by Heroku. We were too big for the deploy to a VPS type options like coolify, but too small to justify hiring a full time Devops. Eventually a few of us had to... - Source: Hacker News / 4 months ago

• I'm losing the SEO battle for my own open source project

  I've been developing and maintaining https://canine.sh and https://hellocsv.github.io/HelloCSV/ for some time now, and its really odd what pops up when you google these. Neither of these projects anything requiring payment anywhere, but tons of sites pop up trying to "sell" these projects. I wouldn't even know what that means and I'm kind of tempted to drop in a credit card to see what happens. Would they auto... - Source: Hacker News / 5 months ago

• Railway Global Outage

  Been building an open source version of railway at https://canine.sh. Offers all the same features without the potential of a vendor lock-in / price gouging. - Source: Hacker News / 5 months ago