Mastodon Reviews

1. VickiBerman

   11 months ago
   They suspended my account without sharing any proper justification.

   They suspended my account without sharing any proper justification.

   👎 Cons:    Issues with support
2. Coralie Davis

   over 1 year ago
   Account Suspension Without any Proper Reason

   The social networking sites that will ban your account without mentioning any reason.

   👍 Pros:    Worst support

PHP Reviews

Mastodon mentions (876)

• Lightning Memory-Mapped Database Manager (LMDB) 1.0

  I recently talked to Howard [1] about lies he was saying about Sanakirja, an LMDB-inspired disk allocator. That's always the same arguments: C is better than Rust for X, Y or Z reasons. While I reported a segfault just two weeks earlier... [2]. I love LMDB, we use it in Meilisearch (second most stared search engine on GitHub) [3] for about 7 years now. The main issues were related to write speed but we do a... - Source: Hacker News / 2 days ago

• Why Dark Sky Lighting?

  Good intentions, but these days there's an even bigger threat: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/115840278905803451 https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116796122687129600 https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/03/31/starlink-sprays-debris-after-another-satellite-anomaly/5220257. - Source: Hacker News / 9 days ago

• Aisle Discovers 6 New CVEs in Curl, Including the Oldest Issue Ever Reported

  I already offered the following comments on Aisle "my experience from working with them on and off for many months now is nothing but good. Skilled, professional engineers without any bureaucracy. They know their stuff, and they've been very good at listening in and adjusting for our needs and wants." Who am I? I'm Daniel, curl lead developer. https://mastodon.social/@bagder/116807425534711479. - Source: Hacker News / 9 days ago

• There Are No Instances in ATProto

  Where do I login to the Fediverse? It's not an application. It's a network of applications. Where do I login to ATProto. It's not an application. It's a network of applications. Where do I login to Bluesky? https://bsky.app Where do I login to Mastodon.social? https://mastodon.social People use apps, not networks of apps. Saying you don't care about the broader ATmosphere is exactly the same as saying you... - Source: Hacker News / 15 days ago

• Seven Perfect Shuffles Randomize a Deck of Cards. But How Many Sloppy Ones?

  Myself I charm people with fox magic to melt them into puddles before I photograph them https://mastodon.social/@UP8/116731777979379420. - Source: Hacker News / 16 days ago

PHP mentions (56)

• PHP's Biggest Problem

  The PHP website is indeed one of the worst parts of the whole ecosystem. Just look at the landingpage (https://php.net) and compare it with those of other languages. There's not a single piece of PHP code on the page. No "what is PHP", no "why should I use it", and no "that's why PHP is great". It's just a news page showing the latest releases, and a small section for downloading PHP. And speaking of the website:... - Source: Hacker News / about 2 months ago

• Self Hostable Multi-Location Uptime Monitoring

  My initial idea was to leverage the main application’s queue worker by deploying a queue worker remotely and setting up a secure connection between them using something like Wireguard. Vigilant is written in PHP using the Laravel framework, for queuing it uses Laravel Horizon. This is a queuing system built on top of Redis. All monitoring tasks in Vigilant are executed on this queue, it allows for multiple queues... - Source: dev.to / 8 months ago

• The Lost Art of Reading Documentation

  I remember being 15 (18 years ago 🥲) and learning PHP. Stack Overflow wasn’t as big yet, and finding answers often meant digging through forums filled with half-baked solutions, each dependent on specific hosting configurations. There was no universal standard, some hosts supported certain php.ini settings while others didn’t. The only reliable resource? The official PHP documentation: php.net. - Source: dev.to / over 1 year ago

• Using named arguments in php8 and up

  That's the first I've heard of it, and I like it! I can't tell you the number of trips to php.net to look at argument order for a function. Is it haystack/needle, or needle/haystack? Of course it could turn into the same thing w/ argument names (is it whole_name or full_name?), but I'm going to use it. Source: about 3 years ago

• How to display results from multiple SQL queries in the same table cell?

  Prepare to spend a fair bit of time reading and going back to phptherightway.com and php.net. I've also found this Tutorial from Envato Tuts+ to be quite good. Source: about 3 years ago