Larm is uptime monitoring for engineering teams. We check your websites, APIs, and services from multiple probe locations across multiple continents and use multi-probe voting to confirm outages before alerting — so a single network hiccup doesn't become your team's 3 AM problem.

85% of monitoring alerts are false positives. That's not a statistic about bad services. It's a statistic about bad monitoring. When your team stops trusting their alerts, they stop responding to them. We built Larm to fix that.

How it works: every probe that checks your service casts a vote. Pass or fail. We require a strict majority across independent locations to change state. A timeout in Virginia while Frankfurt, Singapore, and São Paulo see your service as healthy? Not an alert. When Larm sounds the alarm, it's real.

What you get: - HTTP, TCP, DNS, and heartbeat monitoring - Full request waterfall traces (DNS, TCP, TLS, TTFB, transfer) - Confirmation windows to filter brief blips - 14 alert integrations (Slack, PagerDuty, Discord, Email, SMS, and more) - Status pages that update automatically and survive your outage (static HTML on CDN) - SSL certificate expiry monitoring

The platform runs on EU-owned infrastructure (Hetzner, Germany). Your monitoring data is stored and processed in the EU.

Self-funded. No investors. Flat pricing: free with 15 monitors, Pro at $19/mo for 100 monitors and 10 team seats.