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1. Veronika Davies

   over 3 years ago
   Amazing Pingdom alternative!

   User friendly uptime monitoring tool with loads of easy to set up integrations. Definitely recommend!

   👍 Pros:    Easy to use|Slack and teams notification|Reliable
2. Hannah Lewis

   almost 4 years ago
   Great website monitoring service

   I like Better Uptime because it's very reliable and quickly responds to any downtime on my site.

Cracked mentions (84)

• If a kid being sent to one of those "kidnap you in the night" bootcamps kills someone during the kidnap, is it self defense?

  Yes. There are a lot of them, and they are popular in Utah, and the Dominican Republic. Its for parents who think their kids is out of control because they take drugs, or hang around the wrong people, or don't want to go to church, or date the wrong person, or aren't getting good enough grades, or are manifesting behaviour because of trauma, or come out as gay (this is a common one, they are usually religious... Source: 6 months ago

• I need a game where you can commit financial fraud.

  Can I interest you in Eve Online? That link takes you to a cracked.com article about how one guy scammed folks out of millions of dollars. Source: 8 months ago

• People hate guns until they find themselves in a situation where they needed one.

  I really had no idea how bad the suicide stat was until cracked.com brought it up years ago (when it was good). It was somethign like nearly half or more gun deaths were straight suicides. Source: 11 months ago

• Does anyone else feel a lot younger than their peers?

  Like why would I want to watch Breaking Bad or any serious drama when I already lived serious drama all through childhood? Jokes and silliness or I turn it off. Firefly or House MD are about my limit for serious entertainment. And my favorite news channel is one of those old cracked.com comedy writers on YouTube. Source: 11 months ago

• Did you think you could have survived if project zomboid was real?

  The rotting thing is a point ignored by almost all zombie medium. Of course, getting around the initial "dead thing can walk" is a pretty big leap in itself. There's a hilarious article (or there used to be at least) on cracked.com named something like "10 Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Would Fail (quickly)" and rotting was reason #1 or 2. Best line from the whole article though was "We (humans) are a zombie's... Source: 11 months ago

Better Uptime mentions (5)

• Uptime Monitoring

  I use https://betteruptime.com/ for all of my websites with various checks. You can do keyword checks, status error codes and get push notifications + phone calls if it is down for x number of time. Source: about 1 year ago

• Is there any way to get SMS notifications when Internet at our office goes off?

  For what you are needing, I would try BetterUptime. Source: over 2 years ago

• Plex Server Availability Status Page

  I am using https://betteruptime.com/ if it matters. Source: over 2 years ago

• AI devops squad to the rescue: How to use voice AI to make your site reliability engineering more efficient

  // external functions are called from your Dasha conversation in the body of main.dsl file // external functions can be used for calculations, data storage, in this case, to // call external services with HTTPS requests. You can call an external function from DSL // in your node.js file and have it do literally anything you can do with Node.js. // External function. Acknowledge an incident in... - Source: dev.to / over 2 years ago

• A Tour of Website Monitoring Tools

  Better Uptime, one of the newer alternatives, combines incident management and monitoring in one tool. - Source: dev.to / almost 3 years ago