Netflix Hangouts - Watch Netflix at work by faking a conference call
pfSense - pfSense is a free and open source firewall and router that also features unified threat management, load balancing, multi WAN, and more
I don't like work - A 'work from home' reason generator
F5 Advanced Firewall Manager - Stop even the most massive and complex DDoS attacks with BIG-IP Advanced Firewall Manager: advanced data center protection against layer 3–4 threats.
Cop-Out - The ultimate excuse generator
FireMon - FireMon Security Intelligence Platform delivers continuous visibility into and control over firewall infrastructure.