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Cracked mentions (84)

• If a kid being sent to one of those "kidnap you in the night" bootcamps kills someone during the kidnap, is it self defense?

  Yes. There are a lot of them, and they are popular in Utah, and the Dominican Republic. Its for parents who think their kids is out of control because they take drugs, or hang around the wrong people, or don't want to go to church, or date the wrong person, or aren't getting good enough grades, or are manifesting behaviour because of trauma, or come out as gay (this is a common one, they are usually religious... Source: 6 months ago

• I need a game where you can commit financial fraud.

  Can I interest you in Eve Online? That link takes you to a cracked.com article about how one guy scammed folks out of millions of dollars. Source: 9 months ago

• People hate guns until they find themselves in a situation where they needed one.

  I really had no idea how bad the suicide stat was until cracked.com brought it up years ago (when it was good). It was somethign like nearly half or more gun deaths were straight suicides. Source: 12 months ago

• Does anyone else feel a lot younger than their peers?

  Like why would I want to watch Breaking Bad or any serious drama when I already lived serious drama all through childhood? Jokes and silliness or I turn it off. Firefly or House MD are about my limit for serious entertainment. And my favorite news channel is one of those old cracked.com comedy writers on YouTube. Source: 12 months ago

• Did you think you could have survived if project zomboid was real?

  The rotting thing is a point ignored by almost all zombie medium. Of course, getting around the initial "dead thing can walk" is a pretty big leap in itself. There's a hilarious article (or there used to be at least) on cracked.com named something like "10 Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Would Fail (quickly)" and rotting was reason #1 or 2. Best line from the whole article though was "We (humans) are a zombie's... Source: 12 months ago

Google Marketing Platform mentions (2)

• 6 Ways to Optimize Your Website for Better Conversion Rate

  Google Optimize: This tool assists you in getting a rich solution through A/B testing, website testing & personalization tools for small businesses to help create engaging customer experiences. - Source: dev.to / over 1 year ago

• Google is deprecating Google Surveys

  That's something else. It's (it was) a marketing product. > Google Surveys is a market research tool that allows you to easily create online surveys in order to make more informed business decisions. Users complete survey questions in order to access high quality content around the web, See https://marketingplatform.google.com/about/surveys/. - Source: Hacker News / over 1 year ago

• This person just posted an ad that asked them about DLC they planned on buying. Mario Party Superstars was listed with three other games on the Switch that already have DLC. Is this a good sign that we are getting Mario Party Superstars DLC?

  I had assume it was Google itself because I hadn't heard of surveys being part of the AdWords program, but a quick google search showed I was wrong about that. However, I stand by my assessment that the inconsistency between the answers indicate it was an "AI Generated" question. (One option is a named DLC, another is a generic " DLC" answer, and the other two are just the base games' names). Source: over 2 years ago

• Ad management platform

  But an obvious choice at your level of ad spend would be Google Marketing Platform which covers a wide range of channels: https://marketingplatform.google.com/about/. Source: over 2 years ago

• Using Randomized, Representative Surveying Data to Model $GME Ownership Among the U.S. Adult Population

  More about Google Consumer Surveying: https://marketingplatform.google.com/about/surveys/. Source: almost 3 years ago