Cop-Out - The ultimate excuse generator
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Got This Thing - Populate your calendar with real events for real excuses
GeneratorMix - A place with hundreds of generators split into different categories from science to entertainment.
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Random Number Generator - Randomly generate integers or floating point numbers within a given range and specified discrete or continuous statistical probability distribution.